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xntrek:

The Tenants : You Shit me to Tears

A llittle local Australian (Queensland) flavour to help AnotherAngle, PufflePie, BlandeDiva and enyone who needs to say “fuck you” to someone or something … with a happy tune and a smile.

N-cha! N-cha! Songs with a cowbell!

How old does one have to be to attend Rolfchester? I'm asking for future me.
Boooo for replacing "and" with "an".

Woooo for it not being on purpose.

Me:
*tries to call her mother on skype*
*while it is ringing, scans tumblr for a bit*
*sees a "Fuck. That. Shit." inspirational photo*
*thinks of best friend who's favorite sentence in the whole world is "Fuck. That. Shit."*
*is about to send it so best friend via Facebook*
Me: Fuck! I can't put that on Facebook! It has the F word in it!
*notices that the skype ringing has stopped*
*the call is ended*
Me(typing): Why did you end the call?
Mom: I can't talk now. Josh is sleeping.
Me:
*heaves a sigh of releif*
Mom: I stayed on just long enough to hear your charming language.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Sexy sex nuraghe.

Sexy sex nuraghe.

Could you please tell me something cheerful that can make me happy?
 My class.

 My class.

Sorry if that was whining. It's a shitty-feeling day.
Gratituituituituous Paragraph About Myself:

It’s 2:30PM in Italy time and already I’m done with my day. I can’t go running today because “There’s too many cars,” and it gets dark at 4:30, so, upset. Would you like to hear what I did today? I went to school. In school, I finished one of my scholarship essays, doodled in my notebook, and worked on my Italian workbook until I fell asleep. Then, I sat in the library for two hours with the other exchange students, two of whom are going home in January, when I’m here till June. I got back from school at 1 and had lunch. Now my sisters are going to study till dinner, at 8. It’s going to take until 10 to eat and clean up, and then I can skype my parents or try to catch one of my friends on Facebook chat. Then I’ll go to bed at midnight, and repeat the same day 3 more times. I feel *so* cultured.

I can't help but cringe a little every time Facebook tells me to "Read Your Horoscope! (Cancer.)".